No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March). Join our PATREON at http://patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday January and we will only do four Wednesday episodes in a month on the basis of cosmic health and safety) Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

For the last episode of the season place your head in the jaws of podcasting and let its lukewarm slobber cascade into your ears because the theme, with thanks to Stephen of Ireland, is the circus. The beans will be away for the month of Frerbrurary investigating whether or not fleas actually enjoy circus skills training or performance work but shall return full of the proverbial in March. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Tickets to see Mike's tour show Zusa can be found here: https://littlewander.co.uk/show/mike-wozniak-zusa-2/ Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod

“Frankly, 007, I don’t give a damn!” That’s right, this week’s topic, courtesy of Diogo of Lisbon, is James Bond. We’ve all seen the movies, sure. But has the world actually taken the time to just stop for a second and listen to what some blokes have to say about them? With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod

Holly of Portsmouth blesses the beans with the ancient chat topic of castles for this week’s episode. They get close harmony groups and genetically engineered toads out of the way in short order and before you know it are on to an absolutely watertight movie pitch that will probably redefine cinema for a generation. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod

Ali requests that the Beans explore the topic of architecture and they do their best to take the roof off, knock through the kitchen and dining room to create a greater sense of space, and install a cantilevered lukewarm sauna. As always, listeners will benefit from a working knowledge of former professional tennis player and BBC sports anchor Sue Barker. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod

Emma has the beans discuss fairy tales for the last episode of 2023. It’s nasty business on the whole as anyone who has actually read an original fairy tale or had a fairy tale based upon their own life experiences will know. If you’re too busy to listen and are simply after this week’s take home message it’s probably that you ought to be very, very, very, very, very cautious about making any sort of bargain with a goblin/sorceress/folkloric twat. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Find Crowleytime by today's email jingle maker here: https://crowleytom.com/crowley-time Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod

It’s only a matter of time before the beans’ merch empire knocks the competition into a cocked hat with the launch of Beantopia: Three Bean Salad’s very own maxi cruise ship experience. Prebook for the maiden voyage of the as-yet unbuilt vessel now to enjoy a floating paradise replete with an all-you-can-eat bean buffet, ocean going velodrome, manmade desert, Punch and Judy musical flume experience, secret Stanford behavioural psychology experiment and super realistic waste ground with suspended building works. Thanks therefore to Becky of the Bremen Borough of Barnet for feeding “cruises” into the bean machine and giving the beans a topic they have a real passion for. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Tickets for our live shows at Machynlleth Comedy Festival can be found here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/three-bean-salad-three-bean-salad-podcast-live-2/https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/three-bean-salad-three-bean-salad-podcast-live-2/ Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod

Hats off to Ross of Vancouver and then immediately put a different hat on along with a rubber nose and a set of matching eyebrow wigs because Ross has got the beans wagging their false chins about disguises this week. This episode also includes an update on Henry’s Beefcake Journey and the secret to success. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our live shows at Machynlleth Comedy Festival can be found here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/three-bean-salad-three-bean-salad-podcast-live-2/ Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod

The beans are back! A bumper episode to kick off the new series. Lots to cover. And Samuel steers the beans towards the topic of assassinations which absolutely classic Samuel frankly. Knuckle down and let’s get through this together people. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod